The Infinite Escape Room

Dragons and Dungeons Special Part 1 - A Criminal Intro

Iiiit's Part 1 of our Dungeons and Dragons Special!
We've been making escape rooms for over two years now, so we jumped at the opportunity when the lovely Jamie Gibbs from the Armchair Escapist offered to give us a fortnight off to play a short escaperoom adjacent D&D campaign, with puzzles, goblin abductions, and nice bread.
So join...
Jamie - Our noble GM and master of a thousand rustic voices
Tony - Experienced D&D player, consumer of birthday beer, and the Masonry obsessed Dwarf Rogue Caskell Marwen
(Emma) Bailey - D&D newbie, baker of banana bread, and the faces to the wall half ork Barbarian Bailinator Jones
Ben - D&D newbie, awful punsmith, and Forquare Quendian, the Halfling Wizard
Mike - D&D agnostic, hungover, and the dinner and dicking focused Bard, Clam Strumlington
...as we find ourselves trapped in this new world, slammed in to new personalities, and attempting to escape the crazy fantasy world. Oh yeah and don't worry - there's still a good old escape room puzzle in there you lucky folk.
Here's the resource you'll need by the way for the puzzle...
If you like the episode, and want us to do more weird and whacky stuff like this, then why not let us know via the Twitters or the Facebook? Alternatively you might be too busy being the coolest motherfucker alive, in which case you should probably head straight across to our Patreon.
 
(By the way - we recorded this miniseries in two monster recording sessions. We're going to break them in to smaller chunks for the episodes themselves to keep it all sensible and listenable. So Part 1 is the first half of the first recording, and Part 2 will be published a few days later. Due to the length of the recordings, we've not been able to give these quite as much attention to detail as we'd normally try to, so do please forgive us if you hear any unedited farts.)

Escape Parthenon Security Ltd.

Join Aled, Laura, and Tony in escaping Parthenon Security Ltd!  Ben takes up from where Jon left off, using as many props left in the room as possible.
Will Laura find the power to light the way?
Can Aled's stature be of any assistance?
And what details almost escape Tony?
Find out these, any many more things in this weeks episode of The Infinite Escape Room!

Escape the Unhappily Married Prison

Have you ever asked yourself what sort of bread you'd be? You haven't!? Well, what better time then now, or, if not now, in the middle of an Escape Room. Against the clock.
And if that hasn't wet your whistle...
Will Ben finally accept that the week starts on Monday?Will Mike baldly go where no man has gone before?Will Danny be the sensible boi?Will Jon ever write a puzzle that can actually be solved in the allotted time?
Tune in and find out!
And as always, if you want to make our day, why not head join our Patreon, or hit us up on the Twitters or the Facebook? You know you want to.

Escape the Megadome Tent

This week Aled, Laura, and Mike attempt to escape Ben's technically challenging Megadome.
 
Will Mike play chicken?
Does Aled get into a sticky situation?
Can Laura's culinary prowess help them escape?
 
Tune in and find out in this weeks The Infinite Escape Room!
 
 
P.S.
We used Cheerful Manners" by Tim Beek (timbeek.com)
You might find this recipe delicious: https://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/sticky-citrus-sponge-cake
And Aled mentioned Buttery Biscuit Base - how could we not include a link to it!? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfeyUGZt8nk

Escape the surprisingly reasonably priced Manhattan apartment

You know what's great? FRIENDS. The having of them, and the homages to. If either of those prospects tickle your biscuit then this tasty new episode from Tony is going to be right up your cul-de-sac. Why not join us as we:
Marvel as Jon missing the blindingly obvious references!
Wonder at Sam's sound and plumbing setup!
Nod knowingly at Bailey's James Earl Jones knowledge!
Giggle sympathetically at Tony's noble efforts to keep the recording on track!
And as always, if you want to make our day, why not head join our Patreon, or hit us up on the Twitters or the Facebook? You know you want to.
P.s. Mike edited this, and found the experience surreal but very pleasant, as it's the first time he's edited something he hasn't been in. He's really hoping he didn't chop anything important out.

Heston’s Delicious Treachery Heist

It's our two year anniversary special! Heston Blumenthal's back, and the time travelling gastro-criminal has got a job for Anna, Dom, Chris, Ben Jon and Mike!
The gang will need to steal the crown jewels with little more than a wedding cake and a birthday card - while battling the mole in the midst...
So yeah - tuck in! We think it's one our most exciting episodes yet. Also, if you want to make our day, why not head join our Patreon, or hit us up on the Twitters or the Facebook?
 

Escape the Robo Cop Chop Shop!

This week Aled Laura Mike And Tony face off against a squad of Jon's Robo-Police.
Why is Tony hiding behind Aled?Why can't the Robots pronounce Aled's name?Who's this Aled guy anyway?
Tune in, find out!
Oh yeah, here's the sneaky ASCII puzzle stuff - use your brain muscles to translate these to robotic policeman placements:
Initial Positions------------R1------------------R4----------------------------R2---------R3----------------
-----------L------M-----A------T-------
And then after a little shuffle...
------T------R1------------------R4----L----------------A--------R2----------R3-----M----------
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Escape the Guts of the Experiment

This week Aled, Ben, and Joey squelch through one of Chris' puzzles.
 
What do those lines on the floor mean?
Why is there muscle relaxant?
And who made that smell!?
 
To find out the answers to these questions, any be left with many more questions: Tune in to The Infinite Escape Room!