The Infinite Escape Room

Escape The Park

Ah, the park. It's the only outdoor space most of us have left. If only they weren't so prone to vandalization by local youths.
What's that? Oh I think you'll find it is a word.
vandalization
/ˌvand(ə)lʌɪˈzeɪʃ(ə)n/
noun
the act of deliberately destroying or damaging public or private property."due to vandalization in the past, a security system has been installed in the house"
If you're wondering why I've resorted to linguistic pedantry, join Aled, Bailey and Mike and find out!
 
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Escape the Cabin of Disappointment

This week, we’re doing something a little different as we’re joined once more by our much beloved (and at this point semi regular guests) Errol and Manda from the Room Escape Divas.
Join Jon, Manda and Errol as they navigate a narrative plod through disappointment avenue, in Stan’s Escape Experiense. And yes, that is spelt incorrectly. Just wait until you see his Spoky Haunted Kabin.
And as plugged, the 2021 Cryptex Puzzle Hunt starts on the first of March! You should go check it out. It’s very cool, and made by smart people who do the clevers.
Oh yeah, and Errol mentions Justin Nevin's gorgeous Cryptex® Security Box. This is what they look like (drools):
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P.S. We hear Darren Miller's pretty cool too. He assures us he has nothing to do with the manufacture of anything gorgeous.

Escape the post-covid-jab House Part 2

Continue listening to Alan, Aled, and Dom escape this mind boggling house!
 
Why on earth are there so many Scrabble tiles?
When is Uncle Bob's birthday?
Do any of the gang actually have an Uncle Bob?
And is that a return of the whimsical padlocks?
 
Part 2 of Escape The Post-Vaccination House awaits with answers, and more questions!

Escape the post-covid-jab House Part 1

This week listen to Alan, Aled, and Dom escape what is presumably their bedrooms...They've all had their COVID vaccinations and wake up feeling groggy.
Why is Alan wearing brown, velcro brogues to bed?
Will you hear Aled sing the Welsh national anthem?
And is that a ballcock in Dom's pocket or is he just happy to see you?
Come one and all to listen to Part 1 of...Escape The Post-Vaccination House!

Escape the vaccine testing facility

This is a goodun this one. I think you'll enjoy it. Join Danny, Alan and Jon as they escape the clinical confines of one of Pfizer/Biontech's finest and most evil testing centres.
Marvel as they 'murfff' their way out of tube purgatory!
Wonder as they catch up on popular figures of hate!
Feel superior as they ignore metal bars and forget what centrifuges are!
By the way - vaccines are great, and probably aren't going to let shadowy billionaires control your mind. They've already got the tabloids for that.
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Escape The Garden.

Ah, the great outdoors; beautiful flowers, captivating foliage, the wreckage of a sports car in a fountain. Bliss. This week join Jamie, Laura and Mike as they wrestle with Jon's topical Garden puzzle. Why is it topical?....we'll get to that.
 
Will Jamie nail a Deep South accent?
Will Q's identity finally be revealed?
Will Laura finally call time on her first marriage?
 
Tune in, find out!
 
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Escape the Shopping Mall

This week Aled, Chris, and Mike find themselves in a shopping mall - after hours of course! They just miss a familiar character who manages to help them out anyway.
 
What will Aled begrudge not doing earlier?
Does Chris' body paint actually help?
What will Mike put in his water pistol?
 
Time penalties, stacking blocks, and answers to the above can be found in this weeks episode!
 
P.S. Ben would like to send a huge thanks to Hill Burton for supplying some beer for the episode, and to apologise for how long it took to appear on the show - he inadvertently put into storage with much of his other belongings...
 
 

Escape the RoomRoom

Happy new year! Or at least ... New Year! The world may still be teetering on the brink of collapse, but heck we're still publishing episodes so it can't all be bad right?
Join Mike, Chris, Jon and Bailey as they escape sneaky Danny's mind bending Roomyroomyroomroom!
Can you figure out the twist? We certainly can't...embarrassingly.
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