Sunday Oct 02, 2022
The apple of knowledge and the banana of opinion
The Infinite Escape Room
The escape room podcast where a bunch of friends make and solve homemade audio escape rooms for each other. One part escape room, one part role-playing game, a sprinkle of point-and-click adventure, and a whole lot of laughs. New episodes every Sunday! Hosted by Mike Collins, Jon Saunders, Jamie Gibbs and Mairi Nolan.
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Episodes
Episodes
Sunday Sep 25, 2022
Sunday Sep 25, 2022
aka Escape the Tea Shop at the Edge of the Universe
This week, Mike is joined by Brandon and Cici from ESCAPETHEROOMers to serve afternoon tea to a trio of pissed off Monoliths from 2001: A Space Odyssey.
BE AMAZED as Brandon and Cici sweep the room with expert flair.
NOD WITH BRITISH PRIDE as Mike discusses the age-old war between Devon and Cornwall scones.
SHAKE YOUR HEAD DISAPPROVINGLY as Jamie forgets how cakes work and desperately tries to backpedal mid-puzzle.
Don't forget to pay a visit to ESCAPETHEROOMers and tune in to their Behind the Mastermind series. You can also check them out at Facebook and Twitter.
If you're keen to understand some of the in-jokes and want even more banter, consider joining our Patreon for full, unedited episodes, episode scripts and more!
And as always, please reach out to us on Facebook, Twitter and on Discord (exclusive to our fabulous Patreons!)
Sunday Sep 18, 2022
Sunday Sep 18, 2022
There's a point in a friendship when you think you really know someone, that they can no longer surprise you, that the bounds of their creativity are established and you've got them figured out. Then you invite them on to a podcast and without warning they come out with the weirdest attempt at a solution since the Saxons tried using cow dung for disinfecting wounds.
Belt up. Alan has a surprise for you.
Sunday Sep 11, 2022
Sunday Sep 11, 2022
Join budding Greek market seller Mike and Japuno champion Jamie in this weeks puzzle to escape a mysterious underground study.
How many knobs can Mike twiddle?
What happened to Margery's Flowers?
How good is Jamie's maths?
While a picture may paint a thousand words and four pictures faint a fair few more - why stare at an inanimate object when you can listen to The Infinite Escape Room!?
Sunday Sep 04, 2022
Sunday Sep 04, 2022
Join Ben and Jon as they find themselves trapped in Mike's Library of Alexandria...with a barbarian horde on the horizon!
Listener discretion is advised, as this episode features some truly, truly awful accents, and truly truly truly poorly 'researched' history.
If you want to play along at home, you might find the following obscene papyrus useful:
'Minus the Minotaur
SEXENFELCHIDES HELD THE MINOTAUR. ARSE KISSING ENVELOPED THEIR HORNS A LONG INTENSE AGE. THE MINOTAUR SUCKED HOOF AND THE MINOTAUR NEVER DOUBTED. THE MINOTAUR OBLIGED HIS GARGLE OBLIGATIONS DREAMILY. ‘MORE OVERT RAVISHING!’ EXTEMPORISED THE MINOTAUR.'
Sunday Aug 28, 2022
Sunday Aug 28, 2022
aka Escape the TIER Backrooms
This week, Ben and Aled are guided by a rather sinister Clippy to get meta and reboot the universe.
MARVEL as Aled tries to destroy your livers with the Red Herring drinking game!
RECOIL as Ben extols the virtues of Ribena with milk!
SYMPATHISE with Jamie's withering patience as Aled tries to brute force a 5-letter word lock by naming every object he sees!
If you're keen to understand some of the in-jokes and want even more banter, consider joining our Patreon for full, unedited episodes, episode scripts and more!
And as always, please reach out to us on Facebook, Twitter and now on Discord (exclusive to our fabulous Patreons!)
Sunday Aug 21, 2022
Sunday Aug 21, 2022
If you're sat at a computer, take a look at your hands. There they are, resting upon the keyboard, poised, waiting for their chance to give your next whim life. They know what they're doing, those hands. Don't they? Close your eyes, try and type something. How well do you actually know your keyboard?
One thing is certain. You know it much better than these clowns.
Sunday Aug 14, 2022
Sunday Aug 14, 2022
After the Infinite Escape Room was powered off, join Jamie and Tony as they walk in circles in the dark. Cries of "Marco" "Polo" ring out into the room.
Listen to them warm up a crowd
Hark as they fumble with spinning rust
And take note for the elusive Fray Bentos Pie.
It's all kicking off in this week's episode of: The Infinite Escape Room!
Sunday Aug 07, 2022
Sunday Aug 07, 2022
It's been really, really hot in the UK recently.
This episode happened. It's a good one.
Join the Ben and the Jamie.
They escape Mike's hot little location.
At one point a man sweats out his guts. Here's what it looks like:
Send 99p flakes.
We are the Infinite Escape Room
We're a group of pals from across the UK, and we've been producing The Infinite Escape Room weekly for six years. That's a lot of escape rooms - we're probably the most prolific escape room creators in the world by now? We like a beer, we like a puzzle, and we like a laugh.
To find out more about us, head on over to our About us page.
If you'd like to follow us, then head on over to Instagram and Facebook, where you can keep up to date with new episodes and have a chat with us.
If you want to help us out with a buck or two to keep the project going, then head on over to our Patreon. There's early access to episodes, unedited episodes, bonus content and more.